X3 Teaser

For those of you who are interested in the new X-Men 3 movie, the official movie site has been launched, along with a very, very short movie teaser.

Let me try to tell you about this teaser without giving anything away. The movie is going to feature a lake, and Wolverine. Or possibly just his hand and claws. Based on the teaser, that's all I can say.

Having watched this teaser, I'm going to speculate that the movie is about Wolvie going on a fishing trip, and using his claws for gutting trout faster than you can say "last movie of this franchise". When the government finds out Wolverine doesn't have a fishing license, they unleash the Sentinels, and "hunting season" for mutants kicks into high gear.

I also hear there's a scene where the X-Men go toe-to-toe with the RCMP and a horde of rapid Canadian beavers. It's gonna set a record for "most CGI beavers in a single shot". Killer stuff, kids.